Rosetta Stone

Rosetta Stone is an online course in foreign languages. They offer a large variety of languages: Arabic, Chinese, Dari, Dutch, English (either British or American), Filipino, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hindi, Indonesian, Irish, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Latin, Pashto, Persian (Farsi), Polish, Portuguese (Brazil), Russian, Spanish (either Latin American or Spanish), Swahili, Swedish, Turkish, Urdu and Vietnamese. I am currently taking Latin American Spanish, so that is the course that I will be talking about.

The course (under the My Learning tab) is split into units: Unit 1 is Language Basics, Unit 2 is Greeting and Introductions, Unit 3 is Work and School, etc. Each unit has five Core Lessons (Rosetta Stone includes time estimates, which place a Core Lesson at about thirty minutes). After each Core Lesson, there will be a series of breakdown lessons.

Not every breakdown type is used for each lesson, and some are used multiple times within one lesson. The breakdowns are Pronunciation, Vocabulary, Grammar, Reading, Writing, Listening, Speaking, and the occasional Review for a previous lesson.

Some of these may sound like they’re the same thing, but I assure you, each breakdown is unique. For instance, Speaking and Pronunciation. Speaking has you using sentences, whereas pronunciation has you sound out syllables and differentiate between similar sounds.

To practice conversation skills, you can click on the Phrasebook tab. Here you choose what type of conversation (e.g. Shopping) to practice. It will provide a picture and audio for you. You can choose to record yourself saying those terms, which the program will grade for accuracy.

When you’re tired of the hardcore practice, you could always click over to Extended Learning. This is one of my favorite places to go. There are three sections of Extended Learning: Play, Talk, and Read.

For Play, there are five games to play. Each of these can be played either Solo or Duo. If you choose to play Duo, it will connect you to another student, which may take awhile. Each game practices a different skill.

BuzzBingo has a story in the language you are learning, and a bingo board with words on them. When you hear the word in the story, click on the word on the board. Once you get a Bingo it will show you any words you may have missed.

Picari has a pile of pictures. Instead of a story, it merely says a sentence, and you double-click on the picture that matches it. You can click and drag an image to move it out of the way.

Super Bubble Mania is a game that I haven’t played that much. It’s sort of like Candy Crush: you are trying to match colors, but unlike Candy Crush, you aren’t moving the bubbles. Each color has a sound assigned to it. When you hear the particular syllable for a sound, you click on a group of bubbles that belong to that color. The larger the group, the more points.

MemGo is, yup, you guessed it, a memory game. There are pictures and sentences; you are trying to match the picture to the sentence, but just like a standard Memory game, you can only flip two tiles over at a time.

The final game is Prospero. In Prospero, you are searching for treasure. You click on a square in the grid and say the sentence that goes with both pictures (i.e. two girls; eight fish would be “Ellas tienen ocho peces,” which translates to, “They have eight fish.”) Once you say the sentence correctly, the square will be dug up. Some have treasure, some do not.

To be honest, I haven’t really used the Talk function yet. I don’t seem to be online at the correct times to coincide with other users who are looking to play those games. There are two ways to play the Talk games: Duo or Simbio. Duo works the same way for Talk as it does for Play: it matches you up with a student who is learning the same language as you are. Simbio is, in my opinion, more interesting: they pair you up with someone who is learning your native language, and have you play one round in each. This way, you learn from them and they learn from you.

Read is another fun one. They provide short stories that you can listen to, read, or even record yourself reading. The stories are grouped by Unit, so if you’ve finished Unit 1, the Unit 1 stories should be entirely comprehensible. If you haven’t encountered a term in a lesson before, it will be underlined. You can hover your cursor over these words to receive an image of whatever the word represents.

This is one of the quirks that I found in Rosetta Stone, and I’m not entirely sure whether I like it or not, it’s certainly interesting: they don’t ever actually give you the English translation for the Spanish word. You get pictures and figure out what it means progressively. This can be frustrating, but also trains you so that when talking to someone from, say, Guatemala, when you see an apple, you don’t think of the English word (apple) and then translate the word (manzana), you just see the apple and recognize it’s Spanish term (manzana).

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Seven Dragons

Yup, dragons. Seven Dragons is a Looney Labs game that I first played at Windycon 42. This game is much like dominoes in that you are connecting similarities. For our types, there are (gee!) seven dragons. Seven Dragons

The red, blue, green, gold and black dragons are each a goal. For whoever has that dragon as their goal, they are trying to get seven of that color of dragon in a row. But I mentioned seven dragons, not five. Yes, yes. There are two others. First is the rainbow dragon. It counts as everything.

Secondly, the silver dragon. This dragon is one-of-a-kind and the starter piece. It’s color depends on the color of the top card in the discard pile. Wait… this is effectively dominoes, right? So why is there a discard pile? Well sometimes, instead of dragons to connect in the chain, your cards are actions. They could be “Trade Hands” or “Rotate Goals,” for instance. Each of these has a special symbol in the center that tells you which dragon it represents.

You cannot change the color of the silver dragon by merely playing these cards, however. If you play the action, the effects are played out and the card goes to the bottom of the discard. If you wish to change the color of the silver dragon, you choose to sacrifice the action, in which case it gets placed on top.

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Fluxx for Scientists!

And, to continue their extensive Fluxx franchise, Looney Labs brings us: Chemistry Fluxx! Perfect for chemistry students, teachers, and fanatics. Learn chemical symbols while stealing them from each other!Chemistry Fluxx

Most of the actions in Chemistry Fluxx are the same as traditional Fluxx, but some of the rules are different. My personal favorite is what I believe is called “Spontaneous Reaction.” It’s a free action rule stating that at the beginning of your turn, if you can name a chemical compound of any two or more of the keepers in front of you, you may draw a card. This cannot be a compound that you have already named. For instance, if you have Barium, Nitrogen and Oxygen, you could say, “Barium Nitrate” Ba(NO3)2 and draw a card. There’s also the Lab Coat Bonus. Whoever has the lab coat draws an extra card every turn.

The keepers are mostly elements, but sometimes equipment. I already mentioned the lab coat, and there are also test tubes, goggles, etc. Because the majority of the keepers are elements, most of the goals are about the elements. Goals are compounds like Carbon Dioxide, Water and Salt.

Speaking of goals, I have a question that perhaps one of you could answer for me: one of the goals is Laughing Gas, for which you need nitrogen and oxygen. But aren’t nitrogen and oxygen 99% of what we breath?

 

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Capricon 38

And another year at Cap! I spent a lot of the con with a cold, unfortunately, but it was still fun! Gaming had gaming passports this year, where you had to play one game from each of four different groups. Once you played two, you could put a raffle ticket into any of the standard prize boxes (Star Trek, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Firefly). Once you finished the passport, you got to choose whether to put another ticket into one of those or put a ticket into the grand prize box (large compilation of assorted random cool stuffs). Seven Dragons, Settlers of America, Chemistry Fluxx, and part of Capricon's Wall of Fame

I spent an uncharacteristically small amount of my cash at this con, and my mother spent an uncharacteristically large amount of cash. Maybe there’s a correlation? She got me a nice framed unicorn in Art Show, which I have a matching folder for, and a mandrake root from Bast’s Garden in Dealer’s Hall, because it was cute. The conversation went something like this:

“Would you like a mandrake, dear?”

“Sure.”

(As she’s pulling out her wallet) “Wait, why am I buying this? You have more cash than I do!”

“Because you offered?” (She sighs and buys it anyways)

My voice was coming and going and crackling all weekend, but that didn’t stop me from bidding at Art Auction. What can I say? One of Cheryl’s dragons was going for $26. That’s too low for her stuff – her pieces usually average $50 by the end of Auction, and pretty much all of her work makes it to Auction. Art goes to Auction once it has at least three bids on it in Art Show.

Pretty much, I spent the weekend relaxing, playing games and hanging out with friends.

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Ooga!

Ooga! Ooga Ooga! Sorry, that was caveman speak for “Look, it’s a dinosaur!” I realize, those timelines may or may not accurately line up, but it works out well enough in the kids’ game, OogaOoga

In Ooga, the players are members of a tribe, competing to be the first in hunting the correct dinosaurs for the menu. You are armed with spears (stick with a suction cup), and when the Tribal Chief throws the bones, you go where they lead you. Sometimes, that will be the forests, sometimes the deserts, and sometimes the spewing lava craters. Or, if you are really lucky, they will send you to the grove, where you get to spear… a coconut! Coconuts count as a wild card, standing in for any type of dinosaur.

When you successfully meet the menu criteria, you shout “Ooga!” and take the menu, replacing it. You also take the title of Tribal Chief, meaning you get to throw the bones. This is both good and bad, because while it does give you the time to survey the board before throwing, it also gives you less time to prepare the spear in your hand so that you can stab a dinosaur (Yeah, I know, poor dinos. They just wanted to be friends! Well, except for that T-Rex. He’s trying to eat the rest of them. And I will point out that you rarely see two T-Rexes on one card.)

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HISHE

In the world of obsessive fandom (where I have been stranded for years), sometimes we like to write our own endings for films. Sometimes, it’s because we think that our ending makes more sense, and sometimes it’s just plain funny. HISHE (How It Should Have Ended) uses a combination of both in their videos. I don’t think I need to say this, but I will anyways: these videos contain spoilers, so don’t watch them if you don’t want to know how the film ends.

I first ran into HISHE years ago, when my mother showed me the Frozen HISHE. Since then, I’ve scrolled through on my own, watching as many videos as I could. They’ve created two new places, the Super Café and the Villain Pub. At the end of the video, if the good guys win, they frequently hang out at the Super Café with Superman and Batman.  If the villain wins, they can be seen bragging about it to the others at the Villain Pub. Each of these settings also has their own little compilation of videos, grouping together all of the clips from the previous videos (Super Café 1, Super Café 2, Villain Pub.)

When they’re not busy rewriting stories and pulling running gags (“Because I’m Batman!”), HISHE also does musical parodies. There’s the Sound of Violence (Batman, compilation), Here Comes My Arrow (Yondu, Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2) which is actually the extended version of the one that played in the video, Not Worthy (Thor, compilation), and The 12 Days of Christmas (Villains in Villain Pub, assorted films).

You may have noticed that the videos I linked to have different styles of HISHE logos before them. So far, my favorite is the one that appears in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 and Spider-Man Homecoming.

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Guillotine

Off with their heads! No, you don’t get to behead your opponents. Yes, you do get to compete over who can behead the most important people in France. Yes, there are a lot of puns. No, King Louie is only worth 5 points, not 12.Guillotine

In my Social Studies class, we recently had a discussion about the French Revolution, so naturally, when my mother and I were trying to decide what game to play, I suggested Guillotine. Ironically, while I remembered the history behind the game, I didn’t actually remember the mechanics of the game itself. I have, of course, remedied that.

I would call this game straightforward, except the line of people awaiting beheading keeps shuffling… after all, nobody wants to be that one executioner who kills the Hero of the People (Yeah, that’s a card. He’s a -3 pointer, too.) You do, however, want to be the one to kill Marie Antoinette, King Louie, or even just that poor unlucky Cardinal who happened to be in France at the time (the religious figure, not the bird. I’m not even sure if a cardinal is large enough to behead properly in a guillotine. Perhaps a miniature guillotine?).

Anyways, the question becomes, if you don’t want to get stuck with the Martyr, how do you manage to kill somebody else? Well, there’s always the possibility that your designated Martyr Trips (Move any Noble back one space) and you end up with that Unpopular Judge instead, who, while not necessarily the best choice, is worth much more than that Martyr (It’s a matter of -1 point versus 2 points).

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Crossy Road

The other day, I was on my phone playing a game called Crossy Road when my mother looked over my shoulder and said, “Wait… you’ve downloaded Frogger?” I was naturally confused, as to me, Frogger is the game where you all sit in a circle with the “Detective” in the center, and the “Frogger” sticks their tongue out at the other individuals in the circle, causing the others to “die” while trying not to get caught by the detective.

So, as I have found to be wise when I am utterly confused, I asked her what she meant and then showed her how the game I was playing worked. She has since downloaded the game, which I take to be a good sign.

Crossy Road appIn Crossy Road, you pilot your avatar (the starter is a chicken) across roads and rivers, avoiding many different obstacles, such as various speeds of cars and trucks, getting run over by speedy trains and jumping into an icy river in an attempt to cross it.

You play daily challenges, which can be anything from frightening three birds (background scenery; I barely noticed them until I got one of these challenges) to hopping four hundred times (every time you move is counted as a “hop”). To move forwards, you can just tap the screen, and if you want to move sideways or backwards you swipe in that direction.

Challenges and daily prizes give you “gifts”, which you open to receive a randomized quantity of coins. You can also get coins by jumping on them during the game. Once you get one hundred coins, you can “win a prize”, which is where you win a randomized avatar.

The avatars are grouped by category. I’ve been mainly using the Arctic setting since near the very beginning, when I won an Arctic fox, then later on an Arctic hare, and I believe my default right now is a puffin.

Every map has it’s quirks. the Savanna has ridiculously breakneck fast tourist buses, Australia has alligators in place of some logs that can snap up and eat you if you jump too close to their head, and Pac-Man has ghosts to avoid instead of cars, but don’t be fooled by the little pellets that Pac-Man eats in standard Pac-Man: they’re just for show.

Each avatar has it’s quirks, too. The pumpkin leaves a trail of candy that falls out of its top every time it jumps, the vampire spontaneously turns into a bat and then turns back, and if you have your volume on, you can hear that the piper really does play bagpipes!

Some of the avatars are awesome, some are strange, some are adorable, and some are downright impossible! There’s 3.1, the computer; the African termite, which is kind of freaky due to the blocky animations; the baby animals category, which has fawns and iguana hatchlings and baby bunnies… so downright cute; and somehow the plate of kimchi is able to move independently?

Woah, look at me… I haven’t even told you the goal of the game! It’s a game against yourself, so your goal is to beat your highscore, and possibly those on the leaderboard, if you’re more ambitious than I am.

You can also play multiplayer if the other players are using the same router as you are, in which case the goal is to see how far you can make it as a team.

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Are You Phrazy… Holiday Edition!

I’ve already told you about the original Are You Phrazy, but what about the holiday version? Are You Phrazy? Carols Edition

If you didn’t read the previous post, and you don’t want to do so now, let me summarize: Are You Phrazy is a speed word game, where on your turn you play one of the cards in your hand, unless somebody else can match the previous card played, in which case if they say theirs before you say yours than play goes to the person directly after them. The goal is to be the first person without any cards left.

The holiday edition of Are You Phrazy is pretty much the same as the original, except for the messages on the cards. All of the messages are direct quotes from Christmas songs, like “Pa rum pum pum pum” and “You would even say it glows.”

After playing this version of Are You Phrazy, we revisited the original, and I determined that I preferred this one. I found the original to be less amusing than the holiday version, and also slightly ruder (You’ll never find a “Talk to the hand” or “Can the chatter” card in the holiday deck, because you’d never find either of those in a Christmas carol).

Also, a lot of the original Are You Phrazy lines are quotes from 80’s and 90’s TV shows, so I didn’t understand the humor involved.

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Mad Libs, the card game!

I’m sure most of you have played the original Mad Libs, where they have a whole story and you fill in the spaces with whatever words you please, but have you ever played the card game?Mad Libs the Game

I first tried this version of Mad Libs a year ago at DorkStock (see that post here) when I was hanging out with the Looney’s. Instead of answering with whatever word you want, you have to choose one of the words in your hand. Each card has a word and all of its conjugations, which you match accordingly to the conjugations required on the card.

The results are hilarious. “He who strikes last strikes best, but he who lives by the mud shall die by the mud.” Wait… what?

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