My grandmother was going through some poetry books a while back and found two poems that I thought were hilarious. I hope you like them too!
Ladies and Germs, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you something I know nothing about. Admission free; pay at the door; Pull up a chair; sit on the floor. Refreshments will be served in empty glasses. This meeting will come to disorder. We will discuss something we know nothing about At the four corners of the round table.
And the second one:
One dark day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, Stood up and shot those two dead boys. If you doubt this story’s true, Ask the blind man. He saw it, too.
What do you think? Got anymore wacky poems? I’d love to hear them!
