The Fountain Of Youth

After reading “Dr. Heidegger’s Experiment” by Nathaniel Hawthorn, I wrote this opinion piece on whether or not I thought the “Elixir of Life” from the Fountain of Youth was worth drinking. As a note, this post contains some spoilers for the short story in question, and I definitely adopted far more of its formal vernacular than strictly necessary.

In “Dr. Heidegger’s Experiment,” we see four elderly characters sample the Elixir of Life, granting them, if only briefly, a return to the height of their youth. While this may seem like the ultimate gift, I would argue that the Elixir of Life, is, in fact, more a curse than a blessing.

I freely admit, some of my stance on the Elixir comes from my broader opinion on eternal life, which is that it would be a rather unpleasant experience. The fact of immortality is that you will, inevitably, watch the world pass by, as everything changes and everyone else lives and dies as is natural, while you merely linger. It seems to me there can be few existences more painful than outliving everyone you might ever love, or alternatively, condemning them to the same eternal lingering as your own.

There is also, however, something to be said for the means of immortality. To be blessed or cursed with it, depending on your standpoint, only once, to hold true for eternity… that would be one thing. But the temporary nature of the Elixir’s effects in “Dr. Heidegger’s Experiment” suggest that one must constantly be consuming it if they wish to maintain that coveted youth. So allow me this query: if one must constantly be retrieving water from the Fountain to stay young; if one’s singular focus, as the ending of the tale implied it might become for the doctor’s friends, is to maintain that youth… is that a life worth living? It seems to me that a life spent intent only on prolonging itself is a life that is no longer truly being lived, a life that has been drained of its value by its all-consuming need to persist. Dr. Heideggar’s friends forgot, it would seem, that a thing is not beautiful because it lasts, but because of the mark it makes in the time that it is given.

Granted, some things are meant to last. For instance, the wisdom we gain from experience, which the four test subjects were shown to have lost when they drank the Elixir. They thought it ridiculous, “the idea that… they should ever go astray again,” and yet they immediately did so, as apparently youth of figure brought with it youth of mind. This, to me, seems like the greatest nail in the coffin — would a drinker of the Elixir, addicted to its effect as the characters became, not simply become caught in an endless, vicious cycle of making the same mistakes over and over again? What a torment that would be, truly.

Yes, it seems to me that the Elixir of Life would not be wise to consume — after all, it is not the length of a life that defines it, but its quality.

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Peter Piper

Alright, so for context, Mom and I were talking about one of Zuko’s toys, a red plastic pepper. “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,” Mom said (don’t ask me for context, I don’t have it), to which I responded, “So if we pickled the plastic pepper, would Peter Piper pick it?” Except why would you pickle the pepper before picking it? And so the following was born:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
But the peppers weren’t pickled when Peter Piper picked them.
Unless Peter Piper pickled the peppers on the plant…
In which case Peter Piper wasn’t a very practical pepper picker.

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Accidental Horror

The nurse offered me a hand… but it wasn’t his, and it definitely wasn’t attached to anything.

As a writer, I’m comfortably familiar with spontaneous writing prompts, or, in other words, “this random (and often absurd) sentence just popped into my head.” For the most part, though, these are comedic dialogue snippets, intriguing first lines, philosophical speculations…. you get the idea. My point being that there are certain literary genres my prompts don’t usually include, like horror. I don’t standardly write horror. Nor do I standardly read horror. And yet, during the general mind-wanderings of lunch, I seem to have accidentally produced some.

(Yes, I realize I just did an entire post about one sentence of nano fiction. No, I’m not sorry. Enjoy! Or, uh, speculate?)

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That’s… not a bird.

Alright, for context, we have a bird feeder in the backyard that gets plenty of visitors, from birds to squirrels to raccoons to the resident woodchuck. Up until recently, though, we hadn’t really had a visitor knock over the bird feeder, let alone multiple times. We were understandably curious as to which critter was responsible… until one night, I wandered up to the window, and spooked a couple of deer.

They came back later, so I got a couple of pictures (nighttime quality, but pictures nonetheless).

Deer standing next to bird feeder, head up and looking towards the camera.
Two deer, one with its head down to eat from near the bird feeder and one upright, facing away from the camera.

As a bonus, here’s a picture from when Mom spotted them a couple mornings later! (Better lighting, blurrier movement.)

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New Year, Same Cats

This week’s post features Zuko being adorable, because, well, Zuko is adorable, and I think while the “new year, new you” idea is well-intentioned, it can be a lot of pressure and lead to a lack of constancy as you try to fix all your problems at once. Sooo, here’s some pictures of Zuzu curling up with Diane and bothering Arwen to remind you that it’s ok if you’re not setting loads of new goals right now or making major life changes based on an arbitrary date — Zuko sure isn’t!

Zuko and Diane, curled up together.
Arwen inside a cardboard fort with cat head-shaped hole, head sticking out the left side as Zuko sits on top of the box, facing the same direction.
Zuko was definitely hunting Arwen here, much to her chagrin.
Arwen and Zuko in the same arrangement in the cardboard fort as the previous image, but now from a corner angle instead.
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Small Miracles

Yes, yes, I know, you’ve gotten a lot of cat photos lately. But this week had some incredibly adorable pictures. I mean, look at their wittle faces:

More impressive, though, are the next two pictures. For reference, June was by far the most opposed to our newest addition (Zuko), and, though they’re on pretty “just let me pretend you don’t exist” terms now, she’s still a bit of a holdout. Seeing them willingly interacting is pretty rare, and catching it on camera is even rarer. Hence why this week’s post is justified, because awwww.

June is to the camera's left of Zuko, who is on the far side of Diane from the camera. They are all curled up and slightly overlapping.
June is bathing Zuko on the couch.
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